EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED!
I knew a girl that was so stupid that....... she
called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box
because it said
'concentrate.'
she put lipstick on her forehead wanted to
make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought M eow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
home,
she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that
said
'Airport Left' she turned around and went home.
I knew a girl that was so stupid that....... she
called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box
because it said
'concentrate.'
she put lipstick on her forehead wanted to
make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought M eow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
home,
she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that
said
'Airport Left' she turned around and went home.
