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    Post by aru on Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:28 pm

    thxxxx :$
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    Post by aru on Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:58 am

    George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.

    "Hello, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Sheeda from Chuk no -3, District Gujrat, Pakistan . I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"

    "Well, Sheeda," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

    "Right now," said Sheeda, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Basheera, my next door neighbor Karam Deen, and the entire kabaddi team from the village. That makes eight"

    Bush paused. "I must tell you, Sheeda that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

    "BLOODY Hell" said Sheeda. "I'll have to ring you back!"

    Sure enough, the next day, Sheeda called again.

    "Mr. Bush, it is Sheeda, I'm calling from Chuk no-3 Gujrat, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

    "And what equipment would that be, Sheeda?" Bush asked.

    "Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amjad's tractor."

    Bush sighed. "I must tell you, Sheeda, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."

    "Oh teri (oops)....." said Sheeda. "I'll have to get back to you."

    Sure enough Sheeda rang again the next day. "Mr. Bush, the war is still on!

    We have managed to get ourselves airborne ...... We've modified Amjads's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four boys from Sahiwal have joined us as well!"

    Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Sheeda, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

    "Tera bhala hove ...." said Sheeda, "I'll have to ring you back."

    Sure enough, Sheeda called again the next day. "Mr. Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."

    "I'm sorry to hear that," said Bush. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

    "Well," said Sheeda, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of days and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners!!"
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    Post by Administrator on Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:43 am

    Aru Nice


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    Post by aru on Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:27 pm

    thx dear
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    Post by  on Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:55 am

    kooooooooool waow kiya ant hai hm nice 1 :)


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    Post by aru on Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:23 am

    thnkuu bro :)
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    Post by Administrator on Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:06 pm

    ARU R U Male Ya Female ?


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    Post by aru on Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:20 pm

    female .. my name s aruna n aru s my nick :$
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    Post by anisa on Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:00 am

    shin koi aisa sawal b karta hai kia hmm

    news reporter gets news that 101 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
    The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
    Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
    reporter: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.
    Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki iye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya
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    Post by Administrator on Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:54 pm

    Mein Doubt Tha Is Wajah Se Poch Liya Mein Samjha She Is Male Sorry Ager Pochne Per Bura Laga Ho To Aru Ji


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    Post by aru on Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:06 pm

    no prob dear poocho jo b poochna hai :)
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    Post by  on Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:23 am

    hmm haha kiya baat hai sardaroo ki :) hmm yah shin bhi sardar hai


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    Post by anisa on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:37 am

    sach main hmmmm ummmmmm
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    Post by  on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:12 pm

    haan na pooch lo shin say lol!


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    Post by anisa on Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:43 am

    ummmmmmmmm really shin
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    Post by  on Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:17 pm

    hehe ab tu shin ko pata hi nai o gaya kay woh kon hia well mazaq ker reha tha dufffer s.moderator sahibha


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    Post by  on Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:43 pm

    Doctor: '' Do you have any aches or pain?''Patient: ''Yes doctor, it hurt dread - fully to breath. The pain i have is in my breath.''

    ''Well, don't worry ,'' chuckled the doctor, ''I'll give you something to stop that.


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    Post by  on Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:46 pm

    Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?

    'Yes, of course..''Great! I never could before!'


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    Three doctors are on a duck blind and a duck flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, 'Looks like a duck, flies like a duck, it's probably a duck,' shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away. The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a bird manual, and says, 'Hamm, green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound, might be a duck,' he raises his gun to shoot but the duck is well gone. A third bird flies overhead. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking, bring the bird down, and turns to the pathologist and says, 'Go see if that was a duck,'


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    A man needing a heart transplant is told be his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants that sheep's heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him, 'How are you feeling?' the man replies, 'Not BAAAAAD!"


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    Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news for you. Patient: well you might as well tell me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have twenty four hours to live, Patient: 24 HOURS! WHAT COULD BE WORSE? what's the very bad news? Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.


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    A man walks into the doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his
    nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. What's the matter with me?' he asks the doctor, The doctor replies 'You're not eating properly.


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    A guy walks into work and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss asks, 'What happened to your ears?' He says, 'Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the phone,' The boss asks, 'Well that explains one ear, what about to your other ear?' He says, "Well, jeez, i had to call the doctor!


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    Patient to the doctor, 'Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain.
    Doctor; ' Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking,'


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    Post by  on Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:15 pm

    Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor blade.
    'Don't panic, I'm coming immediately, have you done anything yet?'
    'Yeah, I shaved with the electric razor.'


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