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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:27 am

    I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me.

    You cry, I cry.

    You smile, I smile.

    You laughed, I laughed.

    You jump out of the window

    I looked down and say

    JO ALLAH KI MarZI,

    And laughed again


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:27 am

    aik banda dorta howa aa raha tha ...
    kesi nay poochha k kia masla hay tum doortay aarahay ho
    tou kahan... wahan larai ho gai hay 2 bando k darmian
    poochha banday kon hain?
    tou kaha aik main hoon doosra peechhay aahraha hay


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:29 am

    Wat would an american,chinese,pakistani and indian do if a fly gets into his water bottle............ The american would suck the fly and then drink the bottle The chinese will eat the fly and through the bottle away The pakistani would say that the indians have sent this fly And the indians would say that this fly has came from pakistan and it has also some relations with the taliban and a pakistani i-d card would also come out from the fly.


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:29 am

    ek dafa na ek benda dosere ke peche buhat tazi se bhaga ja raha hota hai ek adme us peche wale bende ko rokta hai aur puchta hai yar tum kiu ase bure terha us ke peche bhag rahe ho wo kehta hai "dekhen g us ne apni ghazel suna de hai ab mere nahin sun raha........." hehe


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:30 am

    If u need advice,msg ME
    IF U NEED A friend, CALL ME
    If u need help e-mail ME
    If u need MONEY
    No. u dail not respondind @ da moment..


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:30 am

    Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot ) Ud Raha tha full speed par .....

    Uske Saamne full speed me ek Ferrari AA rahi thi ...

    Dono ki takkar hui ...

    Totaa Behosh ...

    Raste me Ek Beggar tha

    Usne Tote ko uthaya aur Ghar Le gaya ...

    Usko Marham lagaya ..

    Aur Pinjare me rakh diya ...

    Jab Tote ko hosh aaya ...


    Usne apne aap ko Pinjare me dekha ...
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    Bola ...
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    ... says:
    "AAILA ... JAIL .... Who Ferrari ka Driver mar gaya kya ??


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:31 am

    Mushraf ki namaz ki niyat: niyat karta hun 2 pathan marne ki,6 rocket fire fraz wasty bush uncle k,mun mera waziristan ki taraf..Alloh-o-akbar..
    dhuUzzZZZzZZz


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:32 am

    Ek murgi ne 3 anday diye aur dua mangi bachay naik niklien kuch din baad bachay niklay, #1 Bacha namaz partha hua nikla, #2 Bacha tasbhi parta hua nikla ,3rd anday se koi bacha nahi nikla,murgi pareshaan hui , to aik dum andar say awaaaz aii AMMI JAAN main AITKAAF main Bhaita hoon.


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:36 am

    Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
    Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:37 am

    A vampire joke
    What's a vampire's favourite sport?
    Batminton!


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:37 am

    Why did the witch go over the mountain?
    Because she couldn't go under it! HEHE YAHN SUB JIN HAI NA ISLYE!!


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:39 am

    What is the fruitiest lesson?
    History, because it's full of dates!

    What followed the dinosaur?
    It's tail!


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:54 am

    What is a polygon?
    A dead parrot!


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    Post by  on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:59 am

    What do you call a greedy ant?
    An anteater!


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    hahahahhahahaha!

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    Post by  on Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:23 am

    thanks :)


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    Post by  on Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:49 am

    What do you call an ant in space?
    Cosmonants & Astronants!


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    Post by  on Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:50 am

    Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?
    To stop getting wet!


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    Post by  on Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:51 am

    How did the telephones get married?
    In a double ring ceremony!


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    What is a volcano?
    A mountain with hiccups!


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    Post by  on Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:32 am

    What does one star say to another star when they meet?
    Glad to meteor!


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    What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
    Ferry tales!


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    Who was the first underwater spy?
    James Pond!


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    Post by  on Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:54 am

    Did you hear about the fool you keeps going around saying "no"?
    No. Oh, so it's you!oho majjaj kia asl main nahi hai yahn koi fool!!!


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    Post by  on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:11 am

    Did you hear about the mad scientist who invented a gas that could burn through anything?
    No, what about him?
    Now he's trying to invent something to hold it in!


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