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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:46 pm

    Aik dafa aik maindak aur aik serdar ki behas ho gae

    maindak ne kaha sardar ka dimagh nahin hota

    sardar ne kaha hota hai

    maindak ne kaha nahin hota

    sardar ne kaha aray bhae hota hai

    maindak gussay main aa gaya aur kehnay laga nahin hota nahin hota nahin hota aur yeh keh k us ne pani main chhalang laga di

    sardar ne kaha (le das is main khuhkushi kernay ki kia baat thii)

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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:47 pm

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    Aik bar do maindak apas main behas ker rehay thay

    pehla bola Tarr

    dosra bola Tarr

    Pehla phir bola Tarr

    Dosra bhi bola Tarr

    Pehla bola Tarr Tarr

    dosray gussay main aa ker kehnay laga abay salay topic na change ker

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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:47 pm

    ek bache ki ammi use soolane ki khoshish kar rahein thi per woh sooo nahi raha tha phir uski maan ne bola ke sooja bheta nahi tu ghaaabaar aajeyga
    tu bheta bola ammi muje 50 rupees do nahi tu mein aabu ko bata doon ga mere sone ke baad ghaabar aata hai!!!!!!!!!!
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:47 pm

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    Aik bandar ka bacha apni shakal sheehay main daikh ker kehta hai

    maa maa main itna badsorat kune hon..

    us ki maa usay kehti hai hiii allah baita aise nahin kehtay ALLAH

    ka shuker kero us ko daikho jo ye joke perh raha hai...
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:47 pm

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    Aik bacha bhagta howa apni maa k pas aya aur kehnay laga

    maa maa 10 rupay do faqeer ko dainay hain maa ne pocha

    baita kahan hai faqeer ..bacha bola maa woh gali ki nuker

    main khara kulfian baich raha hai...

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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:50 pm

    Baita apnay baap se kehta hai abu abu mujhay

    aj 1 rupya jurmana howa hai baap baitay se pochhta hai

    k kune baita jurmana kune howa baita kehta hai abu main aj school main

    late gaya tha baap gussay main kehta hai main tumhain school laitnay bhaijta hon ya perhnay........
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:50 pm

    Sardar ji is buying a TV
    "Do you have color TVs?"
    "Sure."
    "Give me a green one, please."
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:51 pm

    Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
    He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
    The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
    The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
    The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
    The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
    The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
    His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
    He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
    The boss asks, "What does it do?"
    He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
    The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
    The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:52 pm

    What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
    He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:52 pm

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    What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:52 pm

    How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

    hahaha
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:53 pm

    Aik lerka samandar k kinaray tehal raha hota hai k ichanak usko
    bachao bachao ki awaz ati hai wo daikhta hai samndar main
    aik banda awazain laga raha hota hai k mujhay tairna nahin ata
    mujhay bachao main dob jaon ga..

    lerka muskura k sir hilata hai k chal bay mujhay
    Golf khailna nahin ata main ne tu kabhi itna shor nahin machaya..

    hahaha z
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:54 pm

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    Do haklay aapas main larae ker rehay thay

    itnay main malik makan aya aur dono ko gussay main

    marnay lag para dono wahan se bhag niklay thora dor ja k aik

    haklay ne kaha BEHODA KAMEENA yeh sun ker dosray ne kaha

    ager usay ye kehna hi tha tu wahin keh daitay pehlay haklay ne

    jawab diya kaha tu wahin tha per nikla yahan aa ker .........hehehe
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:55 pm

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    Aik nahayt hi kanjos insaan rastay se guzar raha tha

    us ne apni aik ankh pe hath rekha howa tha rastay se guzartay

    howe aik shakhs ne un se poocha bhae sahib ap ne apni ankh pe

    hath kune rekha hai is per kanjos insaan ne kaha bhae jab aik ankh

    se nazar ata hai dosri kune kholon...........hahaha
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:56 pm

    Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
    sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
    Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
    Sardar: Phone karte waqt
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:57 pm

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    Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

    Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

    Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:57 pm

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    Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day.

    Bhagwan : Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:00 pm

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    If Molvi Starts film makin,The name of film will be
    Islam aaya tum na aaye
    Kaho na ramzan hey
    Hum zakat day chukay sanam
    Masjid meray veer di
    Kabhi roza kabhi namaz
    Hamari tasbeeh aap k paas hey
    Imam banaya aap nay
    Aa ab namaz parhein
    Shaheed to hona hi tha
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:05 pm

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    3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain...
    1st one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta hoon k ketle say cup mein daltey he pee jata hoon"

    2nd one" yeh konsi bari baat hai mein to ketlee mein he tyaar ker k ketlee mein hee pee jata hoon "

    3rd one" huhh.. yeh konsi bari baat hai main to moon mein doodh, pattii aur cheenie daltaa hoon aur choolhay per beth jaata hoon..."
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:05 pm

    Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao k is Box mein kia hai to ye anday tumhare

    aur ager tum ye bata do k es box mein kitne anday hain tu 5 k 5 tumhare

    aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.



    Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint to do. ..........
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    What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
    A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:07 pm

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    Aik dafa aik admi adhi raat ko qabrastan se guzar raha tha us ne daikha

    k aik admi itni raat ko qaber pe baitha tha guzartay howay admi ne pocha

    bhae tumhain der nahin lagta itni raat ko qaberastan main akailay baithay

    ho tu agay se us banday ne jawab diya jo Qaber pe baitha tha k is main

    dernay ki kon c baat hai andar germi lag rehi thii bahir aa k baith gaya.....hehehe
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    Post by Administrator Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:08 pm

    lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:10 pm

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    Aik bar 2 bachay aapas main ler rehay thay aik ne kaha

    SHIN meray papa hai dosray ne kaha nahin meray isi baat pe

    sakht larae ho gae main rastay main se guzar raha tha main ne dono bachon

    ko alag kiya k kia pagal ho gay ho tum kune ler rehay ho unhon ne pori baat suna di

    main ne Shin ko pakra aur us k 2 tukray ker diya aik tukra aik bachay ko diya dosra dosray ko aur kaha le jao apnay abu ko tum dono ki

    larae main aik masoom ki jan chali gaee........hehehe z sorry Shin muaaah meray bhae
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    Post by £ôñë£ý ßôý ® Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:11 pm

    heres some more
    Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar
    I can't believe that!

    Doctor, Doctor I�ve lost my memory!
    When did this happen?
    When did what happen

    Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
    Class: At once!


    Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
    A: Flatman and ribbon.

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