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George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.

"Hello, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Sheeda from Chuk no -3, District Gujrat, Pakistan . I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"

"Well, Sheeda," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Sheeda, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Basheera, my next door neighbor Karam Deen, and the entire kabaddi team from the village. That makes eight"

Bush paused. "I must tell you, Sheeda that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"BLOODY Hell" said Sheeda. "I'll have to ring you back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Sheeda called again.

"Mr. Bush, it is Sheeda, I'm calling from Chuk no-3 Gujrat, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Sheeda?" Bush asked.

"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amjad's tractor."

Bush sighed. "I must tell you, Sheeda, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."

"Oh teri (oops)....." said Sheeda. "I'll have to get back to you."

Sure enough Sheeda rang again the next day. "Mr. Bush, the war is still on!

We have managed to get ourselves airborne ...... We've modified Amjads's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four boys from Sahiwal have joined us as well!"

Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Sheeda, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Tera bhala hove ...." said Sheeda, "I'll have to ring you back."

Sure enough, Sheeda called again the next day. "Mr. Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Bush. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

"Well," said Sheeda, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of days and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners!!"

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Doctor: '' Do you have any aches or pain?''Patient: ''Yes doctor, it hurt dread - fully to breath. The pain i have is in my breath.''

''Well, don't worry ,'' chuckled the doctor, ''I'll give you something to stop that.

Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?

'Yes, of course..''Great! I never could before!'

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A man needing a heart transplant is told be his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants that sheep's heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him, 'How are you feeling?' the man replies, 'Not BAAAAAD!"

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news for you. Patient: well you might as well tell me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have twenty four hours to live, Patient: 24 HOURS! WHAT COULD BE WORSE? what's the very bad news? Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

A man walks into the doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his
nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. What's the matter with me?' he asks the doctor, The doctor replies 'You're not eating properly.

A guy walks into work and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss asks, 'What happened to your ears?' He says, 'Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the phone,' The boss asks, 'Well that explains one ear, what about to your other ear?' He says, "Well, jeez, i had to call the doctor!

Patient to the doctor, 'Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain.
Doctor; ' Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking,'

Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor blade.
'Don't panic, I'm coming immediately, have you done anything yet?'
'Yeah, I shaved with the electric razor.'