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DON Ki miscall ka intizar 11 Mobile kar rahe hain

magar aik baat samajh lo

Don ki miscall ana mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai

coz!

Don ke paas balance hi nahi hai,,

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1.TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER:No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:

either the car is new or the wife.

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Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: I"m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can"t read very fast.

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for those jo chaand nikalne ka be sabri se intizaar kar rahe hain......
give themselves a rest......
kyon ke mera aaj ghar se nkalne ka koi iraada nahi

shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai .................................................. ..............Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata

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Two Khans, IKHLAS n YASEEN died,
Angel 2 IKHLAS: ur name?
He said : IKHLAS
Angel: Resite da surah IKHLAS,
he did it quickly angel sent him 2 heaven. 2nd pathan got worried, since his name was YASEEN,
Angel asked him his name he said: Hamara naam tu YASEEN hey per log pyar sey KAUSAR bolti hey..

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"1 pathan ki mangni hoi after sometime he realized that she has no boy friend pathan nay mangni toor di kehne laga jo aj tak kisi ki na hoi wo meri kia ho gi"
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aik bar aik pathan apny doston ki mehfil main
betha huwa tha to us ky aik dost ny poocha
laga aap ki age kya hy wo bola 28 years
phir pathan ka UK ka visa lag gya or wo wahan studies
ky liy chala gya wapis 10 years ky bad aya to unhi
doston ny again us pathan ki dawat ki
baton baton main usi dost ny poocha lala aap ki age
kia hy tab bhi pathan bhai hy apni age 28 years hi
btai
bhala kyun .
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think about that
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sochin na ,
,
,
,
pathan ny us bandy ko kya jwab dia ho ga ,
,
,
pathan ny kaha lala asal main bat yah hy ky
PAthan ki aik zuban hoti hy jo bol dia so bol dia

Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.

Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."

All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.

Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.

After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing and chanted,

"Allah-u-Akbar"

And Kicked the Indian standing next to him in the sea.

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aik sardar jee ko hospital ki aik nurse say mohabbat ho gai akhir kar sardar jee nay kalam aur kaghaz per apna haal-e-dil kuch u likha kay 'o jee mahinder sing sir aik baat bolay ga ka i love u sister"

JANI YAHI TU BAAT HAI HUMARI ABHI DEKHAOO GAYE GAYE HOTA HAI KIY A:p

"A sardar was getting bitten by mosquitoes all thru' the night. He got irritated and drank poison and said "Ab kaato saalo, tum bhi maroge"

SARDAR 2 HIS FRIEND:"I kiss my wife everyday before i go 2 office,and u...?" FRIEND:" I kiss after u go 2 office..." SARDAR:" Ha HA Ha.... I KISS 1st....!!!

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"Boss:we need a responsible person 4 this job. Sardar ji: i am most responsible person.whenever a kid is born in my town they say sardar ji is responsible 4 this."

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A soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote
breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together
and sent them to her with a note stating the following:
''Regret cannot remember which one is you ... please keep your photo and return the others.''
HA HA HA ( has bhi do )
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,

Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

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One manager said to his seceretary, ab ham ney shadi to ker hi li hai, but yeh baat meri pehli begum sey chupa ker rakhna warna woh hamara jeena dobhar ker dey gi.
Seceretary ney muskura ker jawab diya "aap ko bhi merey pehlay husband sey khabardar rahna ho ga caz woh bara zaalim aadmi hai. baat baat per pistol nikal leta hai!
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HAHA..
DO AADMI BAAT KER RAHE HOTAY HAIN.
1 : YAAR JUB MAIN HAJJ PER SHAITAN KO KANKRIYYAAN MAAR RAHA THA TO TUM KEH RAHE THE KE KOI PATHAR NA MAAREY MERE DIWAANEY KO
2 : YAAR JUB MAIN WAHAN MAAR RAHA THA TO TUM KEH RAHEY THE KEAAY KHUDA MERE ABBU SALAAMAT RAHAIN.!

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Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta rehta."
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."

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Lawyer to sardar: 'Geeta' pe haath laga kar kaho ke
Sardar :"yeh kya, sita ko haath lagaya to court me bula liya. ab fir geeta pe haath."