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2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy
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Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born
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Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Teacher: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school!
Son: I don't feel well
Teacher: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school!
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A typical student...
grabbed a coin,flipped it in the air n said
"heads i go to sleep"
"tails i watch a movie"
"if it stand on the edge I will study"
grabbed a coin,flipped it in the air n said
"heads i go to sleep"
"tails i watch a movie"
"if it stand on the edge I will study"
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What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Lots of blood tests!
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Father: How do you like going to school?
Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
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Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi
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Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !
Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !
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Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena
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Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ???
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Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire & he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade!
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A Baniya walking on the road suddenly bent & touched d road n said furiously: "Hah Loki THook B aise phainktay hain jaise rupiya pera ho...hehe
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Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...
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If U Don’t Eat Junk food, Don’t Smoke, Don’t Drink, Don't Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards, No Late Nights; Then Visit Our site: www.PaidaKyunHuethe.com
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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!
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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI (maid)
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!
Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education!
What do you mean by telling everyone that I'm an idiot?
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
Wavy!
Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education!
What do you mean by telling everyone that I'm an idiot?
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
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Eik sahab jo achi job k lie mulk se bahir hota hai
wo apni wife ko latter likhta hai
Is month salary k badley 100 Kiss bhej raha hoon
kuch dino bad wife ka jawab aata hai
ap ki salary k badley 100 kiss miley......
Hisab bhej rahi hoon.........
Dodhwala 2 kiss main man gya
Teacher ko 7 deni parien
Sabzi wala 7 main nahin mana is lie 9 dini parien
Kiraye wala serf kis se nahin mana.....kuch or bhi dena para
Makan-malik tu roz 6-7 le jata hai
aap fikar nahin karien mere pass abhi bhi 35 k lag bhag hai
pora mahina aram se kat jaeee ga
wo apni wife ko latter likhta hai
Is month salary k badley 100 Kiss bhej raha hoon
kuch dino bad wife ka jawab aata hai
ap ki salary k badley 100 kiss miley......
Hisab bhej rahi hoon.........
Dodhwala 2 kiss main man gya
Teacher ko 7 deni parien
Sabzi wala 7 main nahin mana is lie 9 dini parien
Kiraye wala serf kis se nahin mana.....kuch or bhi dena para
Makan-malik tu roz 6-7 le jata hai
aap fikar nahin karien mere pass abhi bhi 35 k lag bhag hai
pora mahina aram se kat jaeee ga
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When I was born
SHAITAN said
"OH, SHIT ANOTHER GOOD
SOUL ON EARTH."
When U were born
SHAITAN said,
"OH SHIT, COMPETITION."
SHAITAN said
"OH, SHIT ANOTHER GOOD
SOUL ON EARTH."
When U were born
SHAITAN said,
"OH SHIT, COMPETITION."
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